Most dogs are perfectly happy in life eating, playing with thier owners, chasing cars and squirrels, digging up the back yard and burrying things in it. But for good old cutey Skeeter the toy poodle, life revolves around falling on his face, ASLEEP! I saw this last night on that brain trash of a tv show "Inside Edition" while I was working on my laptop. Although I am a TRUE dog lover and seeing the video of this dog getting so excited that he falls asleep was down right tragic,...THAT #*^@!%!! was F-U-N-N-Y!!! Just for a split second, I found my head back and my mouth wide open in laughter until the tragedy of the situation hit me again, (this was a back and forth- laughter/sadness,...laughter/sadness-lol). He is a medical mystery and they try to "control" his sleepiness with anti-depressants made for humans. It gets worse folks, the dog is so bad off that in order for him to eat (because he gets excited about eating too) he has to be fed and petted rapidly at the same time. Along the same lines, on YouTube theres a little number named Rusty,....rofl/sad face,...rofl/sad face.... UPDATE: 8:14pm - damn! the goats got it bad too!!!!

Talk about your ironic life situations....the infamous David Berkowitz is currently being deposed as a witness in a lawsuit against his former lawyer. ABC.com news reports that "David Berkowitz, the imprisoned "Son of Sam" killer who terrorized New York City for 13 months in the 1970s, filed a lawsuit Friday to stop his former lawyer from allegedly selling his personal property." Now,.....what is the ironic part of this lovely situation? Berkowitz is suing his former lawyer based on the "Son of Sam" law, the self-penned nickname Berkowitz identified with during his serial killing spree. PEOPLE! The law he is suing under is based on his OWN murderous killing spree! America the beautiful. Then end.

Everget one too many forwarded emails dealing with nothing but nonsense? Try this.

May 22nd @ 11:17pm WFMY News 2 Late News "Most get rich quick schemes don't work, don't build wealth, if you want to get rich, you might as well be a crack dealer,..." Dr. Carlton Eversley, a Presbyterian minister and professor at Winston-Salem State University. He says the lottery have a negative effect on communities. By George I think he's got it!! You are RIGHT Mr. Eversley! Let's NOT try a simple game of chance in the hopes that you might one day hit the jackpot like some other very lucky regualr folk! Nooo! Let's go sling some dope! Now THAT is the road to riches! Screw you Oprah! I am going to cater to crackheads! Hey! Crack aint whack! Crack is Baaaack! Hooty hoooooo!!! In all seriousness folks, evereyone has their view on the positive or negative effects of the lottery on North Carolina and our education system (or lack thereof) but come on......when you are TRYING to make a statement in relation to how lotteries do affect the poorer areas of any community or state, can we find better words????? Daaang!

Michelle Rodriguez Gets 60 Days in Jail........ People Magazine Online reports that M.R. "caught part deux of her case" on Monday and was "...sentenced to 60 days in the Los Angeles County jail Monday for violating her probation." Now, lets see if we can just do a QUICK review here.... ...you get the job that will OBVIOUSLY be the character of your lifetime (and career) on the hottest show on TV right now ...you get SHANKED (kilt, got dead, bam!bam! capped) on said show just about the time you and your "cut buddy" get arrested for twin DUIs (our own little Thelma & Louis, go figure) ...then! unlike your blonde buddy (who OBVIOUSLY had the surprising brains NOT to go your route in this matter) you decide that holding up in the pokey for five days was better than doing the community service they gave you the option to do. ...they told your ass to go to AA and get it together....meantime....everyone is clowning your ass because your demise on the show looked like a firing because of your wild and reckless regard for your wallet and career (HEY! NOT SAYING THAT THIS IS THE CASE....IT JUST LOOKS THAT WAY!) AND FINALLY! You find some idiotic and completely destructive way to violate your probation and get posted back up in the pokey,............... .................(waaaait for it!!! wait for it!!!)............................... And all your dumb ass has to say about it is, "I'm a gypsy. I can see beauty in a jail cell."????????? Michelle......(smacking of the lips occurs here). Michelle. Michelle. Michelle. Now folks, what kind of gypsy do YOU know gets a role of a lifetime to jump start their career on the hottest show on TV and turns around and SHOWS directors and producers how destructive and tragic you REALLY are??!!!! DAMN MICHELLE?!?! WHAT THE HELL??? What the HELL, MICHELLE????!!!!????!!!!

You know...this is the first time I actually CARED who won ATNM. Danielle. Danielle. Danielle. I am so happy for her....for the FIRST TIME I think the two girls in the finals actually worked hard to get there....and the best girl DID win...the most improved girl DID win. I am kinda pissed that the judges kept harping on her accent,...I mean HELLO???!!! does anyone rember the foreign model that did CG commercials with Ms. J during last season???? She barely spoke ANYONES language! I think Danielle is the most improved and I think that she worked hard to become a better model to please the judges and to win.....and I sound like a 17 year old all over again dont I????

Congrats Danielle. I am VERY proud of you. P.S. to the judges of ANTM: THANK YOU FOR NOT PICKING THAT DAMN JADE!!!!

You know....let these different brand names try to battle it out for my dollar-cause I am loving every minute of it. First it was Absolut and Kravitz, now Mercedes Benz puts their music where their mouth is (or that lovely car of theirs!) and gives me a nice little mix tape , served up chilled and smooth. It even comes with the PDF file of the CD cover incase you wish to print it out and slap it in a jewelbox. Music is wonderful.

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Leave it to the state of SC to aid me in creating a whole new term for blatant rascism in this day and age. Take wonderful old Mr. McCuen for example.... just when you think that rascism had evolved into an stealthily strong yet underground and incidious vicious disease....someone like Mr. McCuen comes along and puts it back on "front street" like the true old fashioned rascist he is...he's a "throwback racist." He doin' it old school!

1. I would never sign my autograph the same way more than twice. This way people would not just ask me for my autograph in the hopes that it will be worth something to them one day (famous people have GOT to think this!). They would be asking for my autograph because they sincerely want to have something to keep with the signature of someone they like. Period. 2. I would guest star on Entourage and Grey's Anatomy. I would guest star as Vince's, (Adrian Grenier) love interest for a three episode stint before leaving him broken hearted, (temporarily). I would star on GA as the spunky yet wickedly intelligent new Doctor character that comes into the hospital and cast as the "shake up character." I would come in and all hell would break loose! 3. I would make my friend "M" my manager for her "blocking" potential. When I wish not to have certain stresses and perils of superstardom taint me, "M" would make sure I never knew it existed. She can shank you so quickly, she would be out of the building, in her plush leather, top of the line stereo system, iPoded-out BMW driving away and on her cell phone making an appointment for my next interview before you would even realize that you were cut and bleeding out. (Ha! take that!) 4. Create a non-cheesy commercial for Old Navy (directed by and starring me) for a new line of clothing they will feature for the "not so chunky but not Stick-thin" women (lol). Ok, this one is just plain old gratuitous for me...I get so tired of seeing those cheesy assed Old Navy commercials with the yougins dancing around with zombie like smiles on their faces. I would make one that is classic, simple and stylish. My clothing line would not bear my name, just my idea of business casual and formal business fashions for the fashion conscious yet broke as hell young business woman and man. Hey-the broke need to look business too! 5. Have a Dave Chapelle - style block party complete with my favorite music artists and comedians. Ok. So it would not be a block party in New York but I would rock the best block of downtown Raleigh, North Carolina! I would donate all but 20% of the proceeds to my favorite two charities (the other 20% would go to mom and my people that helped me put it together) and ask the following acts to be there: Maroon 5, Ray Lamontagne, John Meyer, Jill Scott, Nikka Costa, Common, Lenny Kravitz, KT Tunstall, Mos Def, Tina Dico, Talib Kweli, Maxwell, Sade & Sweetback, Nadiya, Anthony Hamilton, John Legend, Prince, Alicia Keys, and The Roots would be the house band. The comedians would be Dave Chapelle and Dane Cook, Stephen Lynch.

One Word Exercise Describe yourself using only one word. 1. Yourself: Different 2. Your Lover: Surprising 3. Your Hair: Short. 4. Your Mother: Incredible 5. Your Father: Me 6. Your Favorite Item: Dreamcatcher 7. Your Dream Last Night: OMG! 8. Your Favorite Drink: Tea 9. Your Dream Home: Paris. 10. The Room You Are In: Kitchen 11. Your Pet(s): zero 12. Who You Are Now: Transitioning 13. Who You Want to be in Ten Years: Sole Proprietor (on that is two-sue me) 14. What You Want to be in Ten Years: Balanced 15. What You're Not: Mean 16. Your Best Friend: Mom 17. One of Your Wish list Items: Money 18. Your Gender: Woman. 19. The Last Thing You Did: Blogged. 20. What You Are Wearing: pajamas 21. Your Favorite Weather: Night 22. Your Favorite Book: Queen of the Damned 23. The Last Thing You Ate: hamburger 24. Your Life: Crazy 25. Your Mood: Calm